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Post by Joe on Jan 28, 2011 17:40:57 GMT
'Hey, I'm funny in the wall!'
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Post by jawbreaker on Jan 28, 2011 20:56:54 GMT
"I have an announcement to make I am on a ladder stop shaking it. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that"
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Post by floorboard22 on Jan 29, 2011 15:38:40 GMT
"You're the worst kind of autistic."
"You can't even count."
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Post by dinamet7 on Jan 31, 2011 18:47:45 GMT
This show has so many good quotes in only 3 episodes!
"Human Flesh" Episode 1
Bob: I know you think it's the Gene show out there, but there's a line between entertaining and annoying
Gene: NO! That's a myth!
Bob: Alright, listen. You’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do…here, and I feel like I should tell you, I would fire you if I could.
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Louise: She's autistic, she can't help it.
Tina: Ya, I'm autistic.
Bob: Hold on a second, you're not autistic.
Gene: How many toothpicks on the ground?
Bob: Don't play this game
Tina: A hundred.
Bob: A hundred?
Gene: No, there's 3.
Louise: Oh no, you're the worst kind of autistic. You can't even count.
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"Crawlspace" Episode 2
Linda: How are you doing on that history report?
Eugene: So far I just have the title: History - a blast from the past!
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Eugene: Do you see a Lion a Witch or a Wardrobe?
Bob: Why are you saying that, Gene?
Eugene: It's a book
Bob: Oh, right, right, a children's book
Eugene: By Salman Rushdie.
Bob: It's not by Salman Rushdie
Eugene: Yes it is.
Bob: No it's not.
Eugene: Yes it is.
Bob: I'm not going to talk to you anymore, just look it up.
Eugene: I just did, it's by Salman Rushdie.
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Tina: Our father got stuck in the wall.
Mr Frond: Is that how your father died?
Tina: Dad's dead?
Louise: Good job Mr. Frond! We were going to tell her on Father's day - now we have nothing to do on Father's day!
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Louise: What about are those? Are you gonna bring those?
Mr Frond: The Crisis Crayons?! You think I need those?!
Louise: Crisis crayons? Absolutely. I've got so many drawings... that I need to do.
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"Sacred Cow" Episode 3
Gene: Oh, I have one! I … love … House music! There, I said it! untz untz untz!
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Louise: Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers!
Gene: And you made us a part of it!
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Tina: Maybe this cow was trying to communicate with us the only way it knows how... with it's feces.
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Gene: This is the best dream I've ever had! Everybody pee on the floor! Who's with me!?
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Tina: I loved you. I loved you like a horse... which is my favorite animal. You know what, let's stop before we say something we'll regret like that horses are better than cows. 'Cause it's true.
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Linda: Ha! Cows can go down stairs! All you need is four wool socks, a mattress and the will to make it happen.
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Tina: What's wrong with dad?
Gene: I think he hates leashes.
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Gene: I'm hungry for blood! And also... candy!
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Moolissa: Bob, I'm a castrated cow
Bob: Yah, I'm a married man.
;D
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Post by Sarah on Jun 27, 2012 22:00:36 GMT
You're the worst kind of autistic.
-Louise
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Post by Tinaaf on May 5, 2016 1:07:44 GMT
"Heavy kids can get molested." Favorite line in the entire series. "Human Flesh" is hands down the best
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